A Confession From The Creator Of The Bonker Classic Sex Positions Swing

My name is Jordan Dawes. You may have seen my creations in LA Weekly, Maxim, OUT, Mens, ASB or AVN Magazines, Playboy, HBO, The Discovery Channel, Spice or QTV, but the embarrassing truth is, despite the increasing publicity of my revolutionary Bonker Classic Sex Positions Swing, my subsequent recognition and the fact that I have helped thousands of people transform their sex lives - My Own Sex Life Used To Be Rather Ordinary.

I have always been open to exploring ways to please my partner better and help her achieve sexual satisfaction. I have a healthy attitude and figure 'If she is happy then I will be happy'. When I was younger, I did not play with sex toys or other devices to enhance sex, simply because I did not know how they could increase our sexual pleasure. I guess I was just happy to be having sex at all and neglected the mutual enjoyment of sexually exploring with a lover.

Now don't get me wrong, sex was always OK. I enjoyed it and my girlfriend said she enjoyed it too, but I didn't want just an 'OK' sex life. I wanted to have a mind-blowing, earth-shattering sex life. Our OK' sex life was good enough for my girlfriend and I, but then...

The Painful Soccer Accident That Changed My Sex Life Forever!

I had been working in the editorial room of the film Men In Black II for almost a year. I was traveling with the crew back and forth from New York to Los Angeles. We were burdened with a very limited time-frame to finish the heavy editing workload. This didn't allow for any active lifestyle and put us all into poor physical health. When I got back to town and started playing soccer with my team again, I broke my leg within minutes of the first game. Three defenders landed on top of me tearing all the ligaments in my foot, fracturing the bone above my ankle. I had never broken anything in my life, I did not feel out of shape, but I was.

This Injury Started My Own Personal Sexual Revolution!

So much for making love that night. I was laid up in bed for months and it was extremely uncomfortable having to wear this 40lb plaster cast from hip-to-heel. Sex was practically impossible. Even sleeping was incredibly uncomfortable. I found that my leg would fall off the bed in the middle of the night and my groin muscles would work overtime to hold the leg and cast off the floor while I was sleeping. I lay around in bed looking for comfortable positions to relax in. I could never find that secure position. I thought if there was a way to lift my leg off the bed, (even just a small amount) it would be incredibly beneficial.

I hobbled down to the local medical supply store to purchase some sort of sling for my leg. Unfortunately I left empty-handed - annoyed that nobody had invented what I needed: a simple to use, easy to setup-at-home, bedroom device to keep my leg comfortably elevated.

A Bright Idea, A Blow Torch - And The Most Spectacular Sex Of My Life

I called up my brother and told him I had an idea and to come over. We grabbed a blowtorch and went to work, creating my own personal traction device. A few days later, we emerged with a makeshift sling for my leg. I tested it out that night and slept like a baby.

But The Very Next Night Something Really Amazing Happened

After some awkward foreplay - trying to be sexy, suave and romantic with a 40 lb plaster cast on your leg is like trying to tap-dance with cement shoes on - my girlfriend finally cracked. “Here”, she said, “Let's try this.”

With that said, she laid back on the swing of my homemade traction device and I slipped inside of her. From that moment on my sex life had changed forever. As soon as we started making love, she started making sounds I'd never heard before. I'm not talking about your usual oohs and ahhs. I'd been hearing those noises for years. The noises she was making now were much more animalistic and guttural. The kind of noises you can only make unwittingly.

I had awakened the sexual tigress within her. We made love for hours that night. She climaxed over and over again, trembling with each body-melting orgasm. After our amazing marathon was over, I inquisitively asked her : “What made the difference?”

She honestly didn't know, but after several more rounds together, we figured it out. The traction device had elevated her pelvis to the perfect angle for me to stimulate her clitoris. We had accidentally stumbled upon a more comfortable way to have sex... a much better way to have sex. Instead of awkwardly straining my head, neck, hands and hips trying to stimulate my girlfriend's clitoris, I'd discovered a simple way to position our bodies that allowed for easy stimulation of her clitoris and g-spot, but it was so easy and comfortable. My head was swimming with the possibilities.

This New Discovery Meant That Even An Out-Of-Shape, Inexperienced, Inflexible Virgin Could Automatically Stimulate Any Woman's G-spot And Unleash A Wave Of Toe-Curling, Body-Shuddering Orgasms

A few weeks later, my cast was removed and I once again had two working legs. But my homemade traction device never left the bedroom. The sex was just too damn good. We were only just beginning to learn new positions and get into the powerful benefits this device enabled. She would be able to achieve orgasm quicker and easier, and I got to have a blast watching her climax and reach sexual satisfaction, feeling more excited about my prowess. Needless to say, if I had tried to remove the traction device my girlfriend would have killed me.

My girlfriend told her best friend about my little creation and the news spread like a California wildfire. It wasn't long before I was receiving more and more requests to use my invention which I had dubbed The Bonk'er!. So I decided to make others because it would be hard for me to ask for my Bonk'er back after others were receiving so much joy from it. Plus I wanted mine for my girlfriend, she would get grumpy without it. Imagine taking something away after you have it... So I started developing graceful designed versions that my girlfriend would enjoy. I wanted to make it sensual for women to bring into the bedroom and yet strong enough for both partners to enjoy. Again, if she is happy he will be too... and what man will not be ecstatically happy when his woman brings home a Bonk'er to play in?

What's In A Name - A Little Bonk History

I was born in England, London to be precise, to an English father and an American mother. When I was ten, after having my formal schooling in the British education system, I moved with my family to New England.

Bonk, is not a usual term in the states, but it does reflect a certain humor in the British colonies. So to use Bonk is my nod to my heritage since I still have family in England. To popularize the humorous term in the states I added the 'ER (for her) as an homage to women, to show that this was designed and developed for her pleasure. I have since designed another product initially designed for him, The Bonk'im. Continuing in that line of sexy and fun thinking , I named my brand of toys Bonkum. UM was Latin for WE, BONK, to Bonk, so of course I called the website Bonkum.com.

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